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The Diary of Ashley V.

You think you know...but you have no idea!!!

14 June 1985
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My name is Ashley. Obviously. Congratulations if you already figured that out.

I'm forever 28. I don't care what my birth certificate or driver's license say.

I'm very liberal.

I've been a vegetarian since January 2005.

I have a useless degree from the University of Utah. I have a B.S. in Sociology with additional certificates in Criminology and Corrections, and Diversity Studies. It is most definitely a "B.S." degree, if you catch my drift.

I'm a freelance makeup artist, though I don't freelance as much as I should. I'm lazy and don't try. Just being honest haha. Years ago I worked as a makeup artist for MAC. Now it's more of a hobby. Ok, it's an addiction. My name is Ashley and I'm a MACaholic and full-blown makeup junkie. I sit in the corner injecting glitter while I cry about being too broke to buy all the makeup I want.

I'm kind of a smartass, if you haven't gathered. Sometimes people think I'm a bitch because I'm so sarcastic. Then when I try to explain it, I make myself sound worse somehow. I also have a problem with giving unintentional backhanded compliments. I mean well, but it just comes out wrong. If I do this to you, I apologize in advance. I actually am really nice. Seriously. I'm super duper friendly.

Hmmm...what else? I don't know. I'll update this more later.